WELL…

DISABLED RAMPS ARE ACTUALLY A DALEK CONSPIRACY.

STEPHEN HAWKING SAYS, “WOMEN ARE A MYSTERY”

THEY’RE JUST NOT ATTRACTED TO A 70 YEAR OLD, DRINNLING SPASTICS WHO SOUNDS LIKE A DALEK.

"ANYONE CAN MAKE MISTAKES."

SAID THE DALEK CLIMBING OFF A DUSTBIN

jenidb:

That Muslim joke has lost you a follower. Maybe more than one. That was completely uncalled for.


DEAR JENIDB, I DO NOT INTEND TO OFFEND ANYONE. THIS BLOG IS SIMPLY FOR PLEASURE PURPOSES. I APOLOGIZE

WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A DALEK AND STEPHEN HAWKING?

THE DALEK HAS AN ENGLISH ACCENT

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE DALEK THAT HAD THROAT CANCER?

HE SPOKE LIKE A HUMAN.

FROM THE DESK OF THE OPERATOR…

Hello, there. My sincere apologies to anyone who has ever been offended by my dalek’s sense of humour. I do not intend to offend any of you, this blog is simply for your pleasure. I hope you can forgive me. 

jenidb

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A DALEK AND A MUSLIM?

"One generally covers its entire body in a shapeless black covering, and taking the violent teachings of its leader word by word, invades peaceful lands with the aim of viciously murdering anybody who speaks out against them, sometimes whole civilizations. The other is a dalek."

115 followers…WOW…thats amazing!

realizee-the-real-lies:

Now the giveaway is going to be a gift card of sorts…what kind I’m not to quite sure…. Maybe itunes or something…

Ill be buying the gift card on June 20th which is a friday and the winner will be announced either that night or saturday!

Ill be choosing a random follower!

Please reblog or like…

CLASSIC JOKE WEDNESDAY!!!

Re-blog if you’re accepting anonymous asks from anyone about anything.

(via realizee-the-real-lies)

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100 FOLLOWERS.

…. I DID IT!

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